{"product_id":"dont-be-a-douche-canoe-mug-funny-canoeing-coffee-cup-11oz-15oz","title":"Don't Be a Douche Canoe Mug — Funny Canoeing Coffee Cup (11oz, 15oz)","description":"A bold, playful ceramic mug that brings waterfront attitude to your morning ritual. The design features a stylized canoe and paddles with hand-lettered script that reads a cheeky, rebellious message. Bright, crisp colors pop against the glossy white ceramic so the artwork feels lively whether you’re sipping coffee before an early launch or settling in after a long day on the water. Comfortable C-handle, sturdy walls, and a shiny finish make this mug easy to hold and enjoyable to display on the counter or desk. It’s made for people who love paddling, lakeside mornings, and a little irreverent humor in their routine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic for vibrant, long-lasting prints\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48164389028055,"sku":"28644922294422072459","price":8.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/7994\/5943\/files\/11219916577852530433_2048.jpg?v=1767682150","url":"https:\/\/jo-morgan-sloan-author-shop.myshopify.com\/products\/dont-be-a-douche-canoe-mug-funny-canoeing-coffee-cup-11oz-15oz","provider":"Jo Morgan Sloan Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}